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Thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst photo shows it on a bamboo cutting board which is 6\" tall by 8.5\" wide.  That's the perfect petite board to chop an onion, tomato, lime, garlic, and guacamole, wait is this becoming a GUAC board!???  :)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size\/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. 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Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePhotos are mockups!  First photo shows it closeup.  Second photo is what it would look like on the small bamboo cutting board which is 8.5\" tall by 11.5\" wide.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size\/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. 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Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhotos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5\" tall by 13\" wide.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size\/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. 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Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhotos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5\" tall by 13\" wide.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size\/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. 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Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhotos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5\" tall by 13\" wide.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size\/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. 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