Every pair of my wooden earrings are crafted with quality Maple or Sapele, laser-cut by me!  The lightweight feel makes them the perfect companion for all-day wear – you won't even remember you're wearing them until you catch a glimpse of their charming silhouette in the mirror. I create them in a range of sizes so please be sure to choose the length you prefer.  I’m a ‘go big’ earring girl myself, but that’s just me. 

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood.
• Your choice of color of hardware:  silver, gold, rose gold, or antiqued bronze. 
• Dimensions:  1/8" thick and your choice in length, includes the hardware which is about an inch itself.  So, a 3" earring is 1" hardware, 2 inch wood.
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• I use hypo-allergenic and nickel-free hardware but can upgrade to surgical steel or sterling silver for a small additional charge.  

This is a crystal grid base featuring the Venus Star

The Venus Star is the geometric pattern formed by Venus as she orbits the sun  over an eight-year cycle. Her movement traces out a flower pattern resembling a pentagram, a five-pointed star. Venus is a symbol of love, beauty, harmony, relationships, and creativity in various cultures and belief systems throughout history.

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• No stones are included with this grid. 
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet. 

I love cheese. Also, apparently dad jokes.  Sue me.  

MADE TO ORDER!

I created this design, which shows a Brie Round and the saying "We Brie Long Together"  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

Photos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5" tall by 13" wide.  

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

This is a laser engraved cutting board on a bamboo board that measures 8 x 10.5." Wood grain and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.  If for some reason I don't have this board in stock, I will email you to discuss board options.  Please add "sophia@omgwitchplease.com" to your contact list so I don't go to spam! :)

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

This is a crystal grid base featuring the Zodiac Wheel with bold glyphs.  

Perfect for Astrologers tracking transits or people who are learning astrology and like something hands on.  

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• No stones are included with this grid but can be purchased separately. 
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet.  

This is a crystal grid base featuring the Zodiac Wheel with simple glyphs.  

Perfect for Astrologers tracking transits or people who are learning astrology and like something hands on.  

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• No stones are included with this grid but can be purchased separately. 
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet.