I love cheese. Also, apparently dad jokes.  Sue me.  

MADE TO ORDER!

I created this design, which shows a Brie Round and the saying "We Brie Long Together"  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

Photos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5" tall by 13" wide.  

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

"What I seek is seeking me."  

A powerful affirmation meant to align you to what you you desire and to remind you that what wants you is out there doing the same.  

This acacia coaster is 4.5" in diameter and 1/2" thick and has a scalloped notched edge so it could also be a trinket tray for your jewelry, crystals, keepsakes, or even keys.  And if you think about it, sometimes what we are seeking is our damn keys and where the heck are they if they're not on this tray!?

Wood color and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.  

This is a laser engraved design on a round acacia board that measures 11.75 x 15.5" including the handle.  Wood grain and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.  If for some reason I don't have this board in stock, I will email you to discuss board options.  Please add "sophia@omgwitchplease.com" to your contact list so I don't go to spam! :)

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you.  

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

This is a laser engraved cutting board on a bamboo board that measures 8 x 10.5." Wood grain and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.  If for some reason I don't have this board in stock, I will email you to discuss board options.  Please add "sophia@omgwitchplease.com" to your contact list so I don't go to spam! :)

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

This is a laser engraved cutting board on a bamboo board that measures 8 x 10.5." Wood grain and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.  If for some reason I don't have this board in stock, I will email you to discuss board options.  Please add "sophia@omgwitchplease.com" to your contact list so I don't go to spam! :)

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

You are the universe in ecstatic motion - Rumi 

Acacia coaster 4" 

Wood color and engraving depth/intensity varied due to the natural grain of the wood.