MADE TO ORDER!

First photo shown is a quick closeup in my hand.   

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

MADE TO ORDER!

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

Witch Girl Wasted anyone?  

MADE TO ORDER!

I created this design, which shows a lemon illustration and the saying "When life gives you lemons, just add vodka"  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

First photo shows it as a mockup of what it would look like on the small bamboo cutting board which is 8.5" tall by 11.5" wide.  

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

Well, somebody woke up and chose anger!  It be like that sometimes.

MADE TO ORDER!

I created this design, which shows a butcher's knife illustration and the saying "Don't Make Me Cut a Witch"  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

Photos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5" tall by 13" wide.  

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

I'm really stirring the pot with some of these spoons.  Consensual Spanking Spoon?  Yes please.  It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself?  Duh.  Spooning Leads to Forking.  So, Stir It Up Little Darlin'! Lick Me.  Spoon Me.  Scoop There It Is.  B!tch Peas.  Witch Peas. Kitchen Witch,  About to Stir Up Some Sh!t. 

Oh and the 2pc set with one regular spoon and one slotted spoon?  We Love Tossing Salad, You're So Romaine-tic?  That's just ridiculous, but that's me to a T.  LOL. 

These are basic bamboo spoons, made amazing with the magick of laser technology and my dad-joke brain.  You're welcome.  Want something else?  Something custom?  I can do that!  :)