Well, somebody woke up and chose anger!  It be like that sometimes.

MADE TO ORDER!

I created this design, which shows a butcher's knife illustration and the saying "Don't Make Me Cut a Witch"  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

Photos are mockups!  First photo shows it close up and the second photo is what it would look like on the medium bamboo cutting board which is 9.5" tall by 13" wide.  

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 

TURNAROUND TIME:

I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 

SHIPPING COST:

Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
• Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.

I TAKE CUSTOM ORDERS:

Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk! 

Hey friends, I'm proud to offer some basic mini readings at a very low introductory rate as I gather my reading skills.  This reading will include the following at the very minimum:

-Your Big Three - Sun Sign, Rising Sign, Moon Sign and what these mean.

-Your House Placement - based on whole house sign system and what that means.

-Whether you have a day or night chart and what that means.

I may also throw in other things I see if they stand out as important.  I can then book follow up sessions to dig into the deeper aspects of your chart.

How it will work:

1. Please include your birthday, exact time of birth, and the city you were born in.

2.  I will prepare a reading which will be provided as a video recording and notes to be sent to your email address.

3.  I will complete within 5 business days of receiving your order to give me time to study and reflect on your chart. It's worth the wait!

3. No physical items will be included in this reading.  

Track your transits with this personalized tool, engraved with your exact birth chart. You can order just the engraved chart or you can order it with a set of stones and/or acrylic aspect guides.  When checking out, please provide your birthdate, exact time, and city you were born in the note field. 

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• Stones can be purchased separately. See below
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet.  

The optional stone set includes stones for the following planets:

• Sun - Pyrite
• Moon - Celestite
• Mercury - Hematite
• Venus - Rose Quartz
• Mars - Carnelian 
• Jupiter - amethyst
• Saturn - Onyx
• Uranus - Amazonite
• Neptune - Sodalite
• Pluto - Fluorite

The stones will vary in size and should be roughly in keeping with the relative sizes of the planets.  

These are adorable rollerskate earrings for you or your favorite quad skater!  Each earring will vary in colors, swirls, and brightness, depending upon where on the sheet they were cut from.  Please choose the colors that sound the most appealing to you and feel free to add a note if you have a special request.  I'll do my best to make it happen. Please click through the pics to see more of the acrylic sheet and to consider your options. 

Dimensions, your choice of:

• 1.25 inches tall without the hooks
• 1.50 inches tall without the hooks
• 1.75 inches tall without the hooks

The Fine Print: 

• FINAL SALE!  No returns or exchanges allowed on earrings!
• Colors, patterns and brightness will vary. 
• The earring hooks are nickel-free but care should be taken to avoid allergic reaction if you're prone to it. 

Photos do not do these blingy beauties justice! The earrings are engraved on one-sided Rose Gold Mirrored Acrylic.  The back side is matte black. 

Dimensions, your choice of:

• 1.25 inches tall without the hooks
• 1.50 inches tall without the hooks
• 1.75 inches tall without the hooks

The Fine Print: 

• FINAL SALE!  No returns or exchanges allowed on earrings!
• The earring hooks are nickel-free but care should be taken to avoid allergic reaction if you're prone to it. 

These Selenite Charging Plates are perfect for placing your stones upon to cleanse and re-energize them.  It also makes a wonderful altar piece to keep the sacred space cleansed and free of negative energy.  The powerful vibration of Selenite can clear, open, and activate the Crown and Higher Chakras and is excellent for all types of spiritual work. Selenite can also be used to strengthen the memory.

AND!!!  I can engrave these plates with anything you'd like.  Sacred Geometry, Moon Phases, and affirmation, anything really.  Just ask!

• Dimensions:  Your choice of 3" or 4" in diameter and about 1/2" thick but exact size and thickness will vary. 
• Since these are natural and Selenite is a very soft, porous material, there will be slight variations in the thickness, level, and many will have striations/cracks visible which are natural in occurrence.  
• Selenite is water soluble.  Please do not submerge in water.
• Selenite never needs to be charged but moonlight can't hurt.

These Selenite Charging Plates are perfect for placing your stones upon to cleanse and re-energize them.  It also makes a wonderful altar piece to keep the sacred space cleansed and free of negative energy.  The powerful vibration of Selenite can clear, open, and activate the Crown and Higher Chakras and is excellent for all types of spiritual work. Selenite can also be used to strengthen the memory.

AND!!!  I can engrave these plates with anything you'd like.  Sacred Geometry, Moon Phases, and affirmation, anything really.  Just ask!

• Dimensions:  Your choice of 3" or 4" in diameter and about 1/2" thick but exact size and thickness will vary. 
• Since these are natural and Selenite is a very soft, porous material, there will be slight variations in the thickness, level, and many will have striations/cracks visible which are natural in occurrence.  
• Selenite is water soluble.  Please do not submerge in water.
• Selenite never needs to be charged but moonlight can't hurt.

These Cottagecore Pentagram Selenite Charging Plates are perfect for placing your stones upon to cleanse and re-energize them.  It also makes a wonderful altar piece to keep the sacred space cleansed and free of negative energy.  The powerful vibration of Selenite can clear, open, and activate the Crown and Higher Chakras and is excellent for all types of spiritual work. Selenite can also be used to strengthen the memory.

AND!!!  I can engrave these plates with anything you'd like.  Sacred Geometry, Moon Phases, and affirmation, anything really.  Just ask!

• Dimensions:  Your choice of 3" or 4" in diameter and about 1/2" thick but exact size and thickness will vary. 
• Since these are natural and Selenite is a very soft, porous material, there will be slight variations in the thickness, level, and many will have striations/cracks visible which are natural in occurrence.  
• Selenite is water soluble.  Please do not submerge in water.
• Selenite never needs to be charged but moonlight can't hurt!

This is a crystal grid base featuring the Zodiac Wheel with simple glyphs.  

Perfect for Astrologers tracking transits or people who are learning astrology and like something hands on.  

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• No stones are included with this grid but can be purchased separately. 
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet.  

This is a crystal grid base featuring the Zodiac Wheel with bold glyphs.  

Perfect for Astrologers tracking transits or people who are learning astrology and like something hands on.  

• Your choice of Maple (light) or Sapele (dark) wood 
• Dimensions:  1/4" thick and your choice in diameter:  5", 6", 8" or 10" 
• Laser engraved by me! Woodgrain and level of burn will vary by piece.  I hope you enjoy their uniqueness as much as I do. 
• No stones are included with this grid but can be purchased separately. 
• This is intended to be used for a crystal grid but it would easily become wall art if you decided to add your own hardware to the back.  I recommend command strips or double sided tape, not screws as the wood is thin and would split.
  
• Because it is untreated ply, don't use it as a coaster or get it wet.