I'm not crying, you're crying and onion illustration engraved on bamboo
I'm Not Crying, You're Crying - Onion Cutting Board
Cutting Board Selection as of 10/22/2021
Acacia Cutting Board 12" by 18"
Bamboo Cutting Board 7.5" by 13.5" with a handle
Bamboo Cutting Board 10" by 14" with a metal handle
Bamboo Cutting Board 8.5" by 11.5"
Bamboo Cutting Board 9.5" by 13"

I'm Not Crying, You're Crying - Onion Cutting Board

Sale price $20.00

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I cannot and I mean CANNOT cut onions without crying.  The only way I get through the process is denying that I'm crying and verbally abusing the onion with an onslaught of curses and hexes.  Someday I will make THE ONION cry.  Until then, I'll just cry and laugh.


I created this design, which shows an onion illustration and the saying "I'm not Crying, You're Crying."  Once ordered, I will engrave your sassy cutting board (your choice of size and wood) with the design, which will be placed in the lower right corner of the board, unless you specify you'd like it otherwise. Please put instructions in the note when you place it in the cart. Thank you!

First photo shows it on a bamboo cutting board which is 6" tall by 8.5" wide.  That's the perfect petite board to chop an onion, tomato, lime, garlic, and guacamole, wait is this becoming a GUAC board!???  :)

I have several boards in stock as shown in the photos, but I can also use a different size/material upon request and depending upon current supply.  My wholesale vendors are struggling to keep boards in stock so I gotta admit... I source the boards at my local Ross, TJ Maxx, Marshalls, Home Goods and Tuesday Morning.  My stock is always changing. LOL. 


I make the finished product after you've ordered.  I will complete within 2 business days and ship out by the third business day.  Please allow up to 10 business days for it to arrive in the mail to you. 


Shipping on oversized/heavy cutting boards are $10 flat or free when your total order is above $75 (including all other items).  Local delivery is only $5.  Local pickup is FREE!


  • Hand wash only, dry thoroughly.
  • Finish once or twice a year with a light coating of mineral oil.


Want this to say something else? I do custom orders too!   Let's talk!